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Mother-In-Law

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by nipperwolf, Jul 24, 2003.

  1. nipperwolf

    nipperwolf

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    >A guy goes on vacation to the Holy Land with his wife and mother-in-law.
    >The mother-in-law dies. They go to an undertaker who explains that they can
    >ship the body home but that it'll cost over $5000, whereas they can bury
    >her in the Holy Land for only $150. The guy says, "We'll ship her home.."
    >The undertaker asks, "Are you sure? That's an awfully big expense and we
    >can do a very nice burial here." The guy says, "Look, 2000 years ago they
    >buried a guy here and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't
    >take that chance."
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