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Most Romantic/Least Romantic

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by rider2000, Nov 19, 2002.

  1. rider2000

    rider2000 Cycle Psycho

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    These are entries to a competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line but least romantic second line:

    Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
    but I only slept with you, because I was pissed

    I thought that I could love no other
    Until, that is, I met your brother

    Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
    But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and
    so is your head.

    Of loving beauty you float with grace
    If only you could hide your face

    Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
    This describes everything you are not

    I want to feel your sweet embrace
    But don't take that paper bag off of your face

    I love your smile, your face, and your eyes-
    Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

    My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
    Marrying you screwed up my life

    I see your face when I am dreaming
    That's why I always wake up screaming

    My love you take my breath away
    What have you stepped in to smell this way

    My feelings for you no words can tell
    Except for maybe "go to hell"

    What inspired this amorous rhyme?
    two parts vodka, one part lime.
     
  2. fnfalman

    fnfalman Chicks Dig It

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    Roses are red, violets are blue
    My man "thing" is long and it's all for you!
     

  3. PatrolMom

    PatrolMom

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    Ichhhhhhhkkkkkk....:(
     
  4. knuckle dragger

    knuckle dragger NSAWC

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    eyes like a owl......breath like a bowel....the ***** was ugly..but i loved her
     
  5. fnfalman

    fnfalman Chicks Dig It

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    Originally posted by fnfalman
    Roses are red, violets are blue
    My man "thing" is long and it's all for you!
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    Ichhhhhhhkkkkkk....:(
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    I'm the winner!!! Hoo-hoo!!!
     
  6. Clyde in CO

    Clyde in CO LOL WUT?

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    On my honeymoon night, I saw stars when I kissd her
    But she ran out crying, when I invited her sister.
     
  7. snorlax

    snorlax My bird is big

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    I whisper in her ear, "there was never another"
    But she doesn't know, I'm banging her brother
     
  8. SamBuca

    SamBuca

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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Some poems rhyme
    Others don't.
     
  9. BIG C IN BIG D

    BIG C IN BIG D Useless Member

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    Roses are red, violets are blue.
    You have the hips of a B-52.



    ;8
     
  10. JLB

    JLB WWJLBD?

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    Forget the moon, Uranus looks beautiful tonight.