Most Honorable Report

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  1. Bannack

    Bannack

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    A man suspected his wife of seeing another man.
    So, he hired a famous Chinese detective, Dr. Sui Tansow Pok, to watch and
    report on any activities that might develop.
    A few days later, he received this

    REPORT:

    Most Honorable Sir:

    You leave house. He come house. I watch. He and she leave house.
    I follow. He and she get on train. I follow. He and she go in hotel.
    I climb tree - look in window. He kiss she. She kiss he. He strip
    she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with
    me. Fall out of tree, not see.

    NO FEE ;f