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Moses

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Dec 8, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Moses has been up on the mountain quite awhile and he's really weary, but thinks he pretty well has it all down pat about the 10 Commandments and how the Children of Israel are supposed to live.

    Even though this was a conversation with God, Moses' attention had been wandering as God summed everything up to conclude this historic briefing.

    Suddenly Moses interrupts the Deity, "Wait a minute, Lord, let me get this straight now. The Arabs get all the oil, and we have to cut off the tips of our WHAT!!?
     
  2. Steve Koski

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