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Morris

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Oct 14, 2004.

  1. okie

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    Morris was visiting a friend in the hospital.
    He was trying to stop smoking and was chewing on an unlit cigar when he got on the elevator.
    A lady said to him with a snarl, 'Sir, there's no smoking in here.'
    "Morris said, 'I'm not smoking lady.'
    " 'But you have a cigar in your mouth,' the woman said.
    " 'Lady, ' Morris answered, I've got on Jockey shorts, too, but I'm not riding a horse.' "