Morris was visiting a friend in the hospital. He was trying to stop smoking and was chewing on an unlit cigar when he got on the elevator. A lady said to him with a snarl, 'Sir, there's no smoking in here.' "Morris said, 'I'm not smoking lady.' " 'But you have a cigar in your mouth,' the woman said. " 'Lady, ' Morris answered, I've got on Jockey shorts, too, but I'm not riding a horse.' "