More Truisms

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Gunrnr, Jul 24, 2002.

  1. Gunrnr

    Gunrnr Senior Goofoff Millennium Member

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    Land of Enchantment
    1. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm
    2. Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines
    3. Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
    4. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol
    5. I intend to live forever - so far, so good
    6. I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy
    7. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
    8. If you ain’t makin’ waves, you ain’t kickin’ hard enough!
    9. Mental backup in progress - Do Not Disturb!
    10. Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States
    11. Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of
    12. Robin Hood was a terrorist
    13. Seen it all, done it all, can’t remember most of it
    14. Shake well before and after use
    15. Support bacteria - they’re the only culture some people have
    16. The light at the end of the tunnel is a muzzle flash
    17. The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
    18. When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
    19. People are more violently opposed to fur than to leather because it’s safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
    20.“Honk if you have never seen an Uzi fired from a car window.
  2. Alex_Knight


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    May 8, 2001
    Right behind you.
    ;i ;i ;i ;i ;i ;i ;i ;i

  3. farranger


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    Jul 14, 2001
    Western USA
    Boy isn't 19 the truth, Peta opposes leather also, but you rarely see them get in the faces of hells angels. Maybe the rich women could temporarily hire the motorcycle gangs and all of us would benefit from the resulting conflict. The gangs would make money, get exercise and know they had done society some good, the rich women would no longer have to worry and the PETA scum would be injured, have their teeth extracted etc. We would have fewer of them to put up with. Sounds like an all around winner to me.