HANDCUFFS Q: What do you call a handcuffed man? A: Trustworthy. HAVEN'T SPOKEN Two men are discussing their marriages. One says to the other, "I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her." DEFENDING PARIS Q: How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris? A: Nobody knows. They've never tried. NEW LAW A new law was recently passed in North Carolina so that when a couple gets divorced, they're still brother and sister. QUICKEST WAY Q: What's the quickest way to get into a blonde's pants? A: Pick them up off the floor. ITALIANS Q: Why don't Italians like Jehovah's Witnesses? A: Because Italians don't like any witnesses. WAITING PERIOD In California, there's a six-month waiting period for filing for divorce, but only a 15-day waiting period for buying a handgun. It's nice to know the government is giving us advice on how to work out our problems.