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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jun 5, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    HANDCUFFS
    Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
    A: Trustworthy.

    HAVEN'T SPOKEN
    Two men are discussing their marriages. One says to the other, "I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her."

    DEFENDING PARIS
    Q: How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?
    A: Nobody knows. They've never tried.

    NEW LAW
    A new law was recently passed in North Carolina so that when a couple gets divorced, they're still brother and sister.

    QUICKEST WAY
    Q: What's the quickest way to get into a blonde's pants?
    A: Pick them up off the floor.

    ITALIANS
    Q: Why don't Italians like Jehovah's Witnesses?
    A: Because Italians don't like any witnesses.

    WAITING PERIOD
    In California, there's a six-month waiting period for filing for divorce, but only a 15-day waiting period for buying a handgun. It's nice to know the government is giving us advice on how to work out our problems.