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More suddle signs of aging

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Gunrnr, Nov 19, 2002.

  1. Gunrnr

    Gunrnr Senior Goofoff Millennium Member

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    Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Pick one, I can't do both!"

    Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

    A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

    Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

    You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

    You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

    "Getting a little action" means you don't need to take any fiber today.

    "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot on the first try.
     
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    Steve Koski Got Insurance? Millennium Member

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    ChuteTheMall Wallbuilder and Weapon Bearer

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    Memory is the second thing to go.
     
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