More proof that men are soooo simple.

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by Hannie Caulder, Nov 10, 2019.

  1. Dave514

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    And you can't work on anything or play with the dog 'cause you're in your Ready Clothes.
     
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    snerd Horselover Fat

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  3. teeceetx

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    LOLOLOL..... YES! This has happened to me 2x today already! Turn on the TV, make yourself a snack, and get ready for the wait!
     
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  4. Out West

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    A friend of mine told me this story. Right before my friend's wedding he spoke with his father. Dad, he said, you have been married to mom for all these years. Tell me what I need to know to have a marriage like yours. His father said, son, if women didn't have *******, there would be a bounty on every single one of them.
     
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  5. nmk

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    Yeah, that's good.

    I just asked mine. Guess her response.

    "That's hard to say." She started to say more and I stopped her. She couldn't just shut up!
     
  6. Hannie Caulder

    Hannie Caulder Diva extraordinaire

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    It's what we do. Don't you want your wife to look perfect when you go out?

    BF has learned to anticipate the delay.
     
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    Scotsman Unauthorized Green Beans

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    This prompts me to ask a question in return.
    We are told, frequently and with great vigor, that women don’t dress up for men but rather for other women. Since she’s not looking perfect for him, why then should a husband care if she looks perfect, unless HE cares if she looks perfect?
     
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  8. JoeCitizen

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    No.

    I'll ask my wife if she wants to head out to lunch, dinner, whatever and she'll say "I'll have to just throw my hair into a ponytail and I have no makeup on. But you always say it's ok by you and that I look great that way. So, it's ok?" I smile and say "Sure is, you look great." She puts her hair in a ponytail, smiles and we head out the door. I know it sounds corny but she always looks kinda perfect to me. Then again, she has a Heidi Klum type of body as well as the big eyes/high cheek bones/great smile thing going on. Were in our mid 50's and she still looks good.

    As has been covered many times on this forum, women are getting all dolled up so as to measure up in other women's eyes. That and so other men in the room find them appealing.
     
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  9. Hannie Caulder

    Hannie Caulder Diva extraordinaire

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    So you don't enjoy being seen with a gorgeous woman on your arm?



    That is how I am 99% of the time when I'm not working. But I like to dress up for BF when we go out.
     
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    Mrs.Daka is always gorgeous...(and a good person, to put up with me..not easy)
     
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  11. Terry G

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    Are you missing the point? She say's "OK, we can go." To anyone not Female that would strongly suggest it's time to walk out the door.
     
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  12. Hannie Caulder

    Hannie Caulder Diva extraordinaire

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    You obviously don't speak woman. "We can go" means "We can go as soon as I'm ready ".


    Men!
     
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    Finally convinced my wife to go without makeup. If your man can't look at the real you; then you have the wrong man. Putting on makeup is much like dyeing hair different color each week. Trying to pretend to be someone else so your partner doesn't get bored
     
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    I like chicks and their parts.
     
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  15. Hannie Caulder

    Hannie Caulder Diva extraordinaire

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    LOL!

    But some parts more than others, right?
     
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    itisbruno Devious Member CLM

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    I'm more of how the entire package is put together kind a guy
     
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    When I married Deanna, she took at least an hour to get her hair and makeup done. After 20 something years together, she just threw herself together and then we went to town. I so much miss her. 25 years together until cancer took her.
     
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    It's this simple: Nature made us men aroused by the mams to help propagate the species.
     
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    cyberghostx13 USMC "The Few The Proud"

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    Well if the choices were these two choices ONLY(given as tax-free/pre-paid gifts in this hypothetical scenario) image.jpeg

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    and one had to keep their choice(Insurance included), which do you think most women would choose? I would conject that 90% women choose the ring, and maybe 97% men would choose the exotic car. It shows that in certain catagories men and women are both very different in what's important, form? Or function? Also, highly predictable in same(Above scenario). I'm just sayin'...
     
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