More proof that men are soooo simple.

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  1. mc1911

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    On the other hand many women are clueless. Men are simple.If a women keeps being fairly attractive and supplies their man with good food and some sex they can have anything that they want.
    This does sound old fashioned and might offend some gentle souls but it is very true.

    Screaming harpies with added tonnage that want no physical relations with their men are common. It is best to move on from them.
     
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    ^^^ Added Tonnage lol ^^^
     
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    Whether he is teaching you how to surf,or maybe just collecting sea-shells during the day could it possibly be it's ALL bout him wanting to see you in dat skimpy thong bathing suit much as possible?:dancingbanana:
     
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    I'm feeling simple today 00
     
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    Hannie Caulder Diva extraordinaire

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    I'm not making a point, just an observation. I don't think simple is a bad thing. I adore men just the way they are, and wouldn't want them any other way.
    (But I do wish BF would pay attention when I'm talking LOL.)



    True. But I'm not one of them.


    I wear a monokini most of the time. It's more secure for the ocean.
     
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    Monokini?

    Is is something like this?


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    Hannie Caulder Diva extraordinaire

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    LOL! No, it's a one piece bikini. The top and bottom are attached.
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    FullClip Native Mainiac CLM

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    Well, the top and bottom of the one I posted are also attached, but I do have to be very careful about bending over to pick up empty beer cans when I wear it to the beach.
     
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    Hannie Caulder Diva extraordinaire

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    If you wore that thing to the beach you would be arrested LOL.
     
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    Hannie,A wee bit jealous,are we.'08. ... :couch:
     
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    I met a girl once with huge hooters, her Tshirt said "I have issues".................
     
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    Silica.... silicone. it's all the same. :supergrin:
     
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    No, he'd be buried in the sand by everyone else on the beach!
     
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    Hannie Caulder Diva extraordinaire

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    No, my career depends on my ability to make clothes look good so women buy them.
     
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    So that "other women will look at them"? Or MEN
     
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    Hannie Caulder Diva extraordinaire

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    That's true.