More proof that men are soooo simple.

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by Hannie Caulder, Nov 10, 2019.

  1. picrthis

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    I'll only buy if she comes with them, otherwise it's bait & switch
     
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    Hannie Caulder Diva extraordinaire

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    BF is teaching me how to surf. I wipe out a lot, but it's great when I do everything right (which isn't often LOL).
     

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    cyberghostx13 USMC "The Few The Proud"

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    Well I'm glad your learning to surf. Just remember this, one thing that women are better at then men(Generally speaking) is balance, there's a reason there's no balance beam in men's gymnastics. So you have the main ingredient, just really, really focus, and keep very confident. Also try to surf at least once a week for an hour to an hour and a half. Next up, MMA. Sayonara.
     
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    In not so many words, he is saying women are shaped like a weeble wobble.
     
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    cyberghostx13 USMC "The Few The Proud"

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    Well no, those would be your words not mine, so like own it. Besides, I don't know what a weeble wobble looks like, never heard of them. Later.
     
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    Hannie Caulder Diva extraordinaire

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    BF told me I surf "goofy" and I thought he was making fun of me, but then @pgg00 explained that it only meant I surf with my right foot forward. Maybe it's because I'm a lefty, but it just feels more natural to me.
     
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    I'm a righty but I skateboard, surf and snowboard goofy.
     
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    Well when I used to skateboard I was a lefty or goofy foot skateboarder. Funny thing, I write right-handed(learned to write left-handed in Vietnam after breaking the fifth metacarpal on my right hand), when I picked up a bat for the first time I was a lefty, but I would throw with my right arm. When opening a jar I always start with my left hand and usually that's enough, but sometimes I'll finish with the right. When shooting first time at USMC's Camp Pendleton(Aug67) I found out my left eye was the dominant eye. Mix and match I guess. MMA both right hand and right foot. Ifin I played guitar it would be the way Jimi Hendrix played it, left handed. Sayonara.
     
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    And what is your point, Hannie? In the same vein, how many women dress to take advantage of this fact? (Some more blatantly than others.)

    Where would our race be if men were not attracted by female assets?


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    Jade Falcon WTF EREN?!

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    It's only a penis!














    ....wait, what are we talking about now?
     
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    Rich beyond your wildest dreams.

    Of course, your dreams wouldn't be that wild without female assets so...
     
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    We've known the reason for many years; men have both a brain and a penis but only enough blood supply to operate one at any given time.....
     
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    Yeah, mine
     
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    A great deal more sane, I dare say.
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    (Then agin, mebbe not.... ) :crazy:
     
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    ROFLMAO!


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    Here, fixed it!

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    You're a lefty? So am I. Sadly I do many things right handed because people could not teach me to do them left handed!. My wife claims she hates to watch me cook with my left hand - says it looks wrong, unnatural....lol. She also says I'm weird because I'm an Aquarian.
     
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    Deleted because I learned what weeble wobbles are from a recent post by Doc C. So I don't think my humor would be appropriate, and that ends that. Sayonara.
     
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