More Ponderings

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Jul 12, 2004.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to look like a nail.

    A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

    I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

    The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.

    How can there be self-help "groups"?

    Is there another word for synonym?

    Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?

    The speed of time is one-second per second.

    Is it possible to be totally partial?

    What's another word for thesaurus?

    Is Marx's tomb a communist plot?

    If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

    Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.

    It's not an optical illusion. It just looks like one.

    Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?