I was thinking... about old age and decided that it is when you still have something on the ball but you are just too tired to bounce it. I thought about... making a movie for folks my age and call it "Pumping Rust." I was thinking about... how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older, then it dawned on me - they were cramming for their finals! You know...when people see a cat's litter box, they always say, "Oh, have you got a cat?" Just once I wanted to say, "No, it's for company!" I've thought about... those employment applications and that blank that always ask who is to be notified in case of an emergency. I think you should write ...Good Doctor! I thought about being rich... and it don't mean so much. Just look at Henry Ford, all those millions and he never owned a Cadillac! If you jogged backward ... would you gain weight? I wonder... what you call a pocket calculator in a nudist camp? I wonder...if Adam ever said to Eve, "Watch it! There are plenty more ribs where you came from!" I have decided... that Nostalgia is the VCR of our minds. Have you ever noticed.... anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? I think the reason...most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise. HAPPY NEW YEAR---WONDER, NOTICE, SMILE !!!