Chris was a very avid golfer who had played at each and every course in the country. One day while teeing off, he collapsed from a heart attack and found himself standing in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter said that though he wasn't a bad person, he also did his share of un-heavenly things, and so he was being given a choice of where to go. So Chris took the tour of all of Heaven's mansions and flowing wine, etc., etc. The he was taken down to Hell where the devil himself took some time out to show him around. While on tour, Chris saw the best course he'd ever seen. Small streams, beautiful sand traps, rolling greens. Unlimited access to the course, his own cart, finest golf clubs, and golden tees. Chris was astounded and informed St. Peter that he would making his eternal home Hell. Chris immediately sets off for the first tee, looks around for a ball to begin his first nine hole. When he couldn't find one he turned to Satan and asked where are the golf balls? The devil replied, "*That's* the hell of it."