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More FDA Warnings

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 10, 2004.

  1. okie

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    The FDA is considering additional warnings on beer and alcohol
    packaging. Some of the warnings being considered for inclusion
    are:

    1. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are
    whispering when you are not.

    2. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what
    the hell happened to your pants.

    3. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in
    the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or
    name you can't remember).

    4. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you
    are invisible.

    5. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people
    are laughing WITH you.

    6. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause a flux in the
    time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of
    time may seem to disappear.

    7. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.