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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Zeker, Oct 10, 2002.

  1. Zeker

    Zeker

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    A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
     
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    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

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    This joke wrongfully perpetuates the myth that there is a Dog.
     
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    mhambi κολασμένος

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    In Dog we trust
     
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    jhfenton Evil Marathoner

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    Aaaahhh! You just can't reason with blind faith....
     
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    Did you know the Dogs name is Tripod???
     
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    jhfenton Evil Marathoner

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    I didn't know how many Canine Cult followers there were on GT.

    There is no Dog! Admit it!
     
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    I had no idea you were adogstic



    Surely the evidence supports a belief in dog
     
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    ( said in best hypnitized zombie voice) There is no Dog There is no Dog There is no Dog There is no Dog There is no Dog There is no Dog There is no Dog There is no Dog There is no Dog There is no Dog There is no Dog There is no Dog There is no Dog There is no Dog There is no Dog There is no Dog There is no Dog There is no Dog There is no Dog There is no Dog There is no Dog There is no Dog There is no Dog There is no Dog There is no Dog There is no Dog There is no Dog There is no Dog There is no Dog There is no Dog There is no Dog There is no Dog There is no Dog There is no Dog There is no Dog There is no Dog There is no Dog There is no Dog There is no Dog There is no Dog There is no Dog There is no Dog There is no Dog There is no Dog There is no Dog There is no Dog There is no Dog There is no Dog There is no Dog There is no Dog There is no Dog There is no Dog There is no Dog There is no Dog There is no Dog There is no Dog There is no Dog There is no Dog There is no Dog There is no Dog There is no Dog There is no Dog There is no Dog There is no Dog There is no Dog There is no Dog There is no Dog There is no Dog There is no Dog There is no Dog There is no Dog There is no Dog There is no Dog There is no Dog There is no Dog There is no Dog There is no Dog There is no Dog There is no Dog There is no Dog There is no Dog There is no Dog!!!;g ;f
     
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    Dogman Getting Senior

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    Blasphemy! Genlte flock, we have a non-believer in our midst... A BAG OF KIBBLE WITH THE ONE WHO BRINGS ME HIS SHREADED HEART!! Fido...Rover...Spot... ATTACK!! Let slip the Dogs of War!!!
     
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    There is no confirmable evidence supporting a belief in Dog.

    Mally_b has the right idea!
     
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    Repent, False Prophet! There is still time to free yourself! Embrace your true name: Donna!

    What have I to fear from the imaginary Dogs of War!
     
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    Of course I have the right idea my life is dedicated to ticking off those who believe in Dog and all his cannine companions;f
     
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    Mally_b: You and I are kindred spirits!
     
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    Dogman Getting Senior

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    Dear people, we have to show charity and mercy to those poor souls, jhfenton & mally_b, who have strayed from the path of righteousness and wandered into the darkness of non-belief.

    We can only hope that the Dog's guiding angel, the ACO, can locate these lost and empty brethren, so that we may give them the delousing that they sorely need.

    Can I get an Amen?? Can I get a Halleluiah?
     
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    *shaking his head sadly*
     
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    Someone wants to say hello to you Malls :)












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    ;W ;W ;W


    I BELIEVE!!!
     
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    Kentley how could you. Tell me you don't believe in Dog oh how sad I don't know if I can go on with so many of my friens beliving in a cult that Donna (a.k.a. Dogman) started.;g