More Blonde jokes

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by mastery, Sep 25, 2005.

  1. mastery


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    Sep 1, 2005
    I've got hundreds of these, but took out the overly sexual suggestive ones!

    Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
    A: Run like Hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth

    Q: What do you give the blonde that has everything?
    A: Penicillin.

    Q: What's the mating call of the blonde?
    A: "I'm *sooo* drunk!"

    Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?
    A: (Screaming) "I said: I'm drunk!"

    Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on
    A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.

    Q: Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange
    juice can for 2 hours?
    A: Because it said 'concentrate'.

    Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a prostitute?
    A: Prostitutes don't drive Ferrari's

    A: The lightbulb is smarter, but the blonde is easier to turn on.

    Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
    A: Wave to her.

    Q: How does a blonde get pregnant?
    A: And I thought blondes were dumb!

    Q: What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
    A: You keep hearing about them, but never see any.

    Q: What does "Bones" McCoy say before he performs brain
    surgery on a blonde?
    A: "Space. The final frontier......"

    Q1: How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?
    A: There's white-out on the screen.

    Q2: How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer?
    A: There's writing on the white-out.

    Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde?
    A: There is a stamp on it.

    Q: Why do blondes like lightning?
    A: They think someone is taking their picture.

    Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?
    A: A mental block.

    Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
    A: A wind tunnel

    Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
    A: Pregnant

    Q: What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brunette?
    A: Artificial intelligence.