I've got hundreds of these, but took out the overly sexual suggestive ones! Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? A: Run like Hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth Q: What do you give the blonde that has everything? A: Penicillin. Q: What's the mating call of the blonde? A: "I'm *sooo* drunk!" Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde? A: (Screaming) "I said: I'm drunk!" Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday. Q: Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours? A: Because it said 'concentrate'. Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a prostitute? A: Prostitutes don't drive Ferrari's Q: WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BLONDE AND A LIGHTBULB? A: The lightbulb is smarter, but the blonde is easier to turn on. Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? A: Wave to her. Q: How does a blonde get pregnant? A: And I thought blondes were dumb! Q: What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common? A: You keep hearing about them, but never see any. Q: What does "Bones" McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde? A: "Space. The final frontier......" Q1: How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer? A: There's white-out on the screen. Q2: How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer? A: There's writing on the white-out. Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde? A: There is a stamp on it. Q: Why do blondes like lightning? A: They think someone is taking their picture. Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes? A: A mental block. Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? A: Pregnant Q: What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brunette? A: Artificial intelligence.