Everybody knows about the Fujita Scale which measures the power of tornados. But nobody really knows what all those types of twisters do to COWS. So here is the MOOJITA Scale... MOOJITA SCALE: M0 Tornado- Cows in an open field are spun around parallel to the wind flow and become mildly annoyed. M1 Tornado- Cows are tipped over and can't get up. M2 Tornado- Cows begin rolling with the wind. M3 Tornado- Cows tumble and bounce. M4 Tornado- Cows are AIRBORN. M5 Tornado- S T E A K ! ! !