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Discussion in 'Survival/Preparedness Forum' started by RWBlue, Aug 13, 2012.

  1. RWBlue

    RWBlue Mr. CISSP, CISA CLM

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    After my long ride on Sunday I have a bad case of monkeybutt.

    And to be too blunt it is between the cheeks not on the cheeks.

    I would hate to have this during a SHTF.

    Anyone have a quick fix?
     
  2. deadmanglocking

    deadmanglocking

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    Bodrouexs butt paste. Google it.


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  3. Tikiwolf

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    Sounds like you need some Anti monkey butt powder or cream.
     
  4. rilkil23

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    Sounds painful, thanks for not posting pictures.

    I would think diaper rash cream would do the trick.
     
  5. RWBlue

    RWBlue Mr. CISSP, CISA CLM

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    As I understand it this is a before item.
     
  6. michael e

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    I have 5 -10 bottles of baby powder around the house, the better half laughs and says it looks like a white cloud following me in the mornings but I am outside all day and cant stand a wet *** or feet.
     
  7. RWBlue

    RWBlue Mr. CISSP, CISA CLM

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    Looks like CVS has this.
    So I know what I am doing before work.
     
  8. Keoking

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    +1. Works for my 2yo, and daddy will use it after a long day of mowing the lawn.
     
  9. RWBlue

    RWBlue Mr. CISSP, CISA CLM

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    What no...
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    Well here it is.
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  10. emt1581

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    Everyone that's used it reccommends it but that's on infants. Similarly Desitin might work well.

    FWIW, I had a similar problem the last time I hopped on a bike...I was sore for a week. I refused to get back on ever since.

    -Emt1581
     
  11. Woofie

    Woofie Disirregardless CLM

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    I got it today. Boudreaux's Butt Paste works wonders after the fact, but it is kind of pricey. Your best bet is to preload with some baby powder or petroleum jelly at the beginning of your day. In my experience the petroleum jelly lasts longer, even if it feels funny at first.
     
  12. TangoFoxtrot

    TangoFoxtrot OIF 04-05

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    Yeah WASH your a**! :upeyes: This post is absolutely TMI!
     
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  13. BR549

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    Nice, that's so much better than I expected from GTSP.

    :supergrin:
     
  14. itstime

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    I use diaper rash cream. Wow it burns at first but clears up the mess quickly.
     
  15. DoctaGlockta

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    Best formula for that kind of thing:


    • 2 oz zinc oxide ointment ($4)
    • 2 oz A+D ointment ($4)
    • 1 oz Maalox or similar antacid ($4)
    • 1 oz bacitracin ointment ($5)

    Mix them together and slather away. Now that I think about it is a good s&p item to have put away. The maalox is good when you have the craps as it neutralizes the acid.

    I've use that formula for all my kids when they were in diapers. Usually within a day their rash was gone.

    Get a stick of Body Glide as well. Put that on before exercise to avoid the rash.
     
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  16. FAS1

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    Gotta put it on before you ride. I have never had Monkey Butt using this stuff.
     
  17. Maine1

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    In most dollar stores they have knockoff Gold Bonds body powder, This is what i use. prevents chafe, discomfort, athletes foot and crotch crickets.

    Its in my Bob's too.
     
  18. RWBlue

    RWBlue Mr. CISSP, CISA CLM

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    As quickly as it came it went away. I used some Burts Bee balm on it last night.

    Now the big question is, why did I get it this time and not any other time I ride. I guess if it starts happening again, I will need to do some prevention.
     
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    Available at Wal Mart, works great.
     
  20. mingaa

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    Yep - as an avid cyclist and former off road bike and motorcycle rider / racer I cannot tell you how much generic petroleum jelly I've gone though. A liberal application in advance of a ride followed by a good shower and a light reapplication after the fact will do wonders ESPECIALLY if you want (or have to) ride / race the next day as well!

    Now let me explain the use of Band Aids on ones nipples...

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