A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car. The officer looked down at the monkey and said, "I wish you could talk." The monkey looked up at the officer and nodded his head up and down. "You can understand what I'm saying?" asked the officer. Again, the monkey nodded his head up and down. "Well, did you see this?" The monkey nodded his head. "What happened?" The monkey pretended to have a can in his hand and turned it up by his mouth. "They were drinking?" asked the officer. The monkey nodded. "What else?" The monkey pinched his fingers together and held them to his mouth. "They were smoking marijuana?" The monkey nodded his head. "What else?" The monkey made an "O" with the thumb and forefinger of his left hand, and thrust his right fore-finger into it. "They were screwing, too?" asked the astounded officer. The monkey nodded. "Now wait, you're saying your owners were drinking, smoking and screwing before they crashed?" The monkey nodded. "What were you doing during all this?" The monkey put up his fists at the 10 and 2 o'clock positions, looked over his right shoulder while making a circular motion with his raised hands.