Mongolian VD

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Oct 26, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While in
    China, he is very sexually promiscuous and does not take
    any precautions. A week after arriving back home he
    awakens one morning to find his thing covered with
    bright green and purple spots. Horrified, he immediately
    goes to see his doctor.

    The doctor, never having seen anything like this before,
    orders some tests and tells the man to return in two
    days for the results. The man returns a couple of days
    later and the doctor says, "I've got bad news for you.
    You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and
    almost unheard of here. We know very little about it."

    The man looks a little relieved and says, "Well, give me
    a shot or something and fix me up doc."

    The doctor answers, "I'm sorry, there's no known cure
    other than to amputate your thing."

    The man screams in horror, "Oh no! I want a second

    The doctor replies, "Well it's your choice. Go ahead if
    you want, but surgery is your only choice."

    The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor,
    figuring that he'll know more about the disease. The
    Chinese doctor examines his thing and proclaims, "Ah yes,
    Mongolian VD. Very rare disease."

    The guy says to the doctor, "Yeah, yeah, I already know
    that, but what can you do? My American doctor wants to
    operate and amputate my thing!"

    The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs, "Stupid
    American doctor! American doctor, always want to operate.
    Make more money, that way."

    "Then there's no need to operate?
    Oh, thank God!" the man replies.

    "Yes!" says the Chinese doctor,............... "You no worry!

    Wait two weeks,............ it fall off by itself!"