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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Nov 2, 2006.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    The Dollar
    Verily I say unto ye..........
    Money
    It can buy a house
    But not a home
    It can buy a clock
    But not time
    It can buy you a position
    But not respect
    It can buy you a bed
    But not sleep
    It can buy you a book
    But not knowledge
    It can buy you medicine
    But not health
    It can buy you blood
    But not life
    So you see money isn't everything
    And it often causes pain and suffering
    I tell you this because I am your friend
    And as your friend I want to
    Take away your pain and suffering!!
    So
    Send me all your money
    And I will suffer for you!
    Cash only please!
    After all, what are friends for, huh??