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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jun 5, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    It can buy a House....................But not a Home

    It can buy a Bed........................But not Sleep

    It can buy a Clock.....................But not Time

    It can buy you a Book..............But not knowledge

    It can buy you a Position.........But not Respect

    It can buy you Medicine...........But not Health

    It can buy you Blood................But not Life

    It can buy you Sex...................But not Love

    So you see , money isn't everything.

    And it often causes pain and suffering.


    I tell you all this because I am your Friend, and as your Friend I want to take away your pain and suffering..............


    So send me all your money.......... And I will suffer for you.


    CASH ONLY PLEASE!!!

    And you thought this was gonna be one of those "inspirational" ones,
    didn't you????