Model next door

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Sep 6, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    The middle-aged married couple finally moved into the Condo of their
    dreams, but right next door to a very sexy fashion model. The husband
    had taken to borrowing this or that from their neighbor and it seemed
    to the wife that it always took him way too long to return.

    One time the wife had had enough and actually pounded on the wall
    between the two apartments. There being no response she telephoned,
    only to get the answering machine. Finally she went to the model's
    door and just kept ringing the bell.

    When the model answered, the wife fumed,"I would like to know why it
    is my husband takes so damn long to get something over here."

    "Well sweetie," the model purred, "all these interruptions sure ain't
    helping none either."