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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, May 20, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when an absolutely stunning young woman came over to their table, gave the husband a big kiss, then said she would see him later before walking away. His wife glared at him and said, "Who the hell was that?"

    "Oh," replied the husband, "she's my mistress."

    "Well, that's the last straw," said the wife, "I've had enough, I want a divorce."

    "I can understand that," replied the husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Infiniti or Lexus in the garage and no more yacht club. But, the decision is yours."

    Just then, a mutual friend entered the restaurant with a gorgeous woman on his arm.

    "Who's that woman with Jim?" asked the wife.

    "That's his mistress," answered the husband.

    "Ours is prettier," replied the wife.