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Mistaken Identity

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, Jan 20, 2004.

  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa

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    Two cars were waiting at a stoplight. The light turned green, but the man
    didn't notice it. A woman in the car behind him is watching traffic pass
    around them. The woman begins pounding on her steering wheel and yelling at
    the man to move. The man doesn't move.


    The woman is going ballistic inside her car, ranting and raving at the man,
    pounding on her steering wheel and dash.
    The light turns yellow and the woman begins to blow the car horn, flips
    him off, and screams profanity and curses
    at the man.


    The man, looks up, sees the yellow light and accelerates through the
    intersection just as the light turns red.


    The woman is beside herself, screaming in frustration as she misses her
    chance to get through the intersection.
    As she is still in mid-rant she hears a tap on her window and looks up into
    the barrel of a gun held by a very
    serious looking policeman.The policeman tells her to shut off her car while
    keeping both hands in sight. She complies,
    speechless at what is happening. After she shuts off the engine, the
    policeman orders her to exit her car with her
    hands up. She gets out of the car and he orders her to turn and place her
    hands on her car. She turns, places her hands
    on the car roof and quickly is cuffed and hustled into the patrol car. She
    is too bewildered by the chain of events to
    ask any questions and is driven to the police station where she is
    fingerprinted, photographed, searched, booked and
    placed in a cell.


    After a couple of hours, a policeman approaches the cell and opens the door
    for her. She is escorted back to the
    booking desk where the original officer is waiting with her personal
    effects.


    He hands her the bag containing her things, and says, "I'm really sorry for
    this mistake. But you see, I pulled up
    behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping the guy off in
    front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him.


    Then I noticed the: "Choose Life" license plate holder, the "What Would
    Jesus Do" bumper sticker,


    the "Follow Me to Sunday School" bumper sticker, and the chrome plated
    Christian fish emblem on the trunk.


    So, naturally . . . . . . . . I assumed you had stolen the car."
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