Missionary and the Bicycle

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  1. okie

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    A missionary who had spent years showing a tribe of
    natives how to farm and build things to be self-
    sufficient gets word that he is to return home.
    He realizes that the one thing he never taught the
    natives was how to speak English, so he takes the chief
    and starts walking in the forest. He points to a tree
    and says to the chief, "This is a tree."

    The chief looks at the tree and grunts, "Tree." The
    missionary is pleased with the response.

    They walk a little farther and the padre points to a
    rock and says, "This is a rock."

    Hearing this, the chief looks and grunts, "Rock."

    The padre is really getting enthusiastic about the
    results when he hears a rustling in the bushes. As he
    peeks over the top, he sees a couple in the midst of
    heavy romantic activity. The padre is really flustered
    and quickly responds, "Riding a bike."

    The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his
    blow gun and kills them. The padre goes ballistic and
    yells at the chief that he has spent years teaching the
    tribe how to be civilized and kind to each other, so how
    could he just kill these people in cold blood that way?

    The chief replied, "My bike."