Missing persons report

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  1. Borg Warner

    Borg Warner

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    A man walks into the police station and says to the policeman at the desk,
    "I'd like to report a missing person. My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday
    and has not come home.

    Police officer: What is her height?
    Husband: Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five and a half feet tall I guess.
    Police officer: Weight?
    Husband: Don't know. -not slim, not really fat.
    Police officer: Color of eyes?
    Husband: Sort of brown I think, maybe kind of green. Never really noticed.
    Police officer: Color of hair?
    Husband: I dunno, she changes it a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now.
    I can't remember.
    Police officer: What was she wearing?
    Husband: Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.
    Police officer: What kind of car was she driving?
    Husband: She went in my truck.
    Police officer: What kind of truck was it?

    Husband: A 2015 Ford F250 King Ranch 4X4 with eco-boost 5.0 V8 engine special ordered with compound low manual transmission and climate controlled air conditioning. It has a custom matching cover for the bed, which has a matching aftermarket bed liner. Custom leather 6-way seats and plush floor mats. And it had the trailering package with gold hitch and special wiring hook-ups, DVD with full GPS navigation, satellite radio receiver, 23-channel CB radio, six cup holders, a USB port, and four power outlets. And it had special chrome alloy wheels and off-road Michelins. It has custom running
    boards and indirect wheel well lighting.

    At this point the husband started choking up.

    Police officer: Take it easy, sir, we'll find your truck.
     
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