A man walks into the police station and says to the policeman at the desk, "I'd like to report a missing person. My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home. Police officer: What is her height? Husband: Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five and a half feet tall I guess. Police officer: Weight? Husband: Don't know. -not slim, not really fat. Police officer: Color of eyes? Husband: Sort of brown I think, maybe kind of green. Never really noticed. Police officer: Color of hair? Husband: I dunno, she changes it a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can't remember. Police officer: What was she wearing? Husband: Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly. Police officer: What kind of car was she driving? Husband: She went in my truck. Police officer: What kind of truck was it? Husband: A 2015 Ford F250 King Ranch 4X4 with eco-boost 5.0 V8 engine special ordered with compound low manual transmission and climate controlled air conditioning. It has a custom matching cover for the bed, which has a matching aftermarket bed liner. Custom leather 6-way seats and plush floor mats. And it had the trailering package with gold hitch and special wiring hook-ups, DVD with full GPS navigation, satellite radio receiver, 23-channel CB radio, six cup holders, a USB port, and four power outlets. And it had special chrome alloy wheels and off-road Michelins. It has custom running boards and indirect wheel well lighting. At this point the husband started choking up. Police officer: Take it easy, sir, we'll find your truck.