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Missing Husband

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jun 5, 2003.

  1. okie

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    Recently, a distraught wife went to the local police station, along with her next-door neighbor, to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description of the missing man. The wife said, "He is 35 years old, 6-foot 4-inches, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the children."
    The next-door neighbor protested, "Your husband is 5-foot 8-inches, chubby, has a big mouth, and is mean to your children."
    The wife replied, "Yes, but who wants HIM back?"