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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Apr 24, 2008.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    There once was a 94-year-old nun in the 1890's whose worn-out body began to
    surrender. Her doctor prescribed for her a shot of whiskey three times a day, to
    relax her.

    However, not to be lured into worldly pleasures, she huffily declined. But her
    mother superior knew the elderly sister loved milk. So she instructed the
    kitchen to spike the milk three times a day.

    Eventually, the elderly pious one approached her final hour. As several
    sisters gathered around her at bedside, the mother superior asked if she wanted
    to leave them any words of wisdom.

    "Oh, yes," she replied. "Never sell that cow!"