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milk bath

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Flashpoint, May 19, 2004.

  1. Flashpoint

    Flashpoint NRA Member

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    A blonde heard that milk baths make you beautiful so she left a note for the milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk.
    When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought probably she meant 1.5 gallons, so he knocked on the door to clarify her request.

    The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 15 gallons or 1.5 gallons?"

    The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons. I am going to fill my bathtub with milk and take a milk bath."

    The milkman asked, "You want it pasteurized?"

    The blonde said, "No, just up to my nipples."