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Military Jokes

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Nowhere Man, Jul 11, 2005.

  1. Nowhere Man

    Nowhere Man

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    May 22, 2003
    North Port, FL
    >> Three men are sitting stiffly side by side on a long
    >> commercial flight.
    >> After they're airborne and the plane has leveled
    >> off, the man in the window
    >> seat abruptly says, distinctly and confidently, in a
    >> loud voice,
    >> "Admiral, United States Navy, retired. Married, two
    >> sons, both surgeons."
    >> After a few minutes the man in the aisle seat states
    >> through a tight lipped
    >> smile, "Admiral, United States Coast Guard, retired.
    >> Married, two sons,
    >> both judges."
    >> After some thought, the fellow in the center seat
    >> decides to introduce
    >> himself. With a twinkle in his eye he proclaims,
    >> "Master Chief, United
    >> States Navy, retired. Never married, two sons . .
    >> both Admirals.
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    >> During training exercises, the lieutenant who was
    >> driving down a muddy
    >> back road encountered another car stuck in the mud
    >> with a red-faced colonel at
    >> the wheel. "Your jeep stuck, sir?" asked the
    >> lieutenant as he pulled
    >> alongside.
    >> "Nope," replied the colonel, coming over and handing
    >> him the
    >> keys,"Yours is."