Militarisms?

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by AndABeer, Oct 23, 2002.

  1. AndABeer

    AndABeer Proud pappy

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    Some of the funniest stories, phrases, and even words I have bellylaughed to have come from the military.

    My all time favorite word in the English(?) language is unass, defined as: to get up, as in, "unass that vehicle" or "unass the chair"

    Any others out there? ;c
     
  2. reptiman

    reptiman Go Ducks

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    I told my wife to "unass" my chair a few days ago and she looked at me like I was the retarded one.

    It's been a while since I got out, I still use that phrase but apparently that was the first time that I used it toward her.
     

  3. hermosabeach

    hermosabeach Coffee Drinker

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    Someone always needs to go too far... I think it will be me this time........ yup I am geek


    Product Name UNASS
    Chemical Name Sodium p-Styrene Sulfonate
    Molecular Formula C8H7NaO3S
    Molecular Weight 206.20
    Structural Formula

    Structural Formula
    Assay 90.0%min
    NaBr 2.5% max.
    NaOH 0.5% max.
    Na2SO4 0.1% max.
    Loss on drying 10.0% max.
    Fe 5ppm max.

    http://www.asahikasei-fc.co.jp/English/seihin/unass.html


    ;a________________________;I
     
  4. Justso

    Justso

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    "Private, I'm in the middle of a $hitstorm & no one on my team has an umbrella"

    Colonel:"Private, you been losing weight?"
    Private replies, "Uh, no sir, I don't believe so"
    Colonel: "Hell son, the shadow off your ass weighs 20 pounds"

    "Son, did your mother have any children that lived?"

    "Your so damn stupid son you couldn't find your ass with both hands"

    "Son, you sound like a $hit salesman with a mouth full of samples"

    "Don't look at me like two pissholes in the snow!"

    "You stupid f-cks make worm sperm look smart!"
     
  5. Floyd

    Floyd Millennium Member

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    "This is a January-February conversation so just March on out of it!"

    "This is an A to B conversation so just C your way out of it!"

    "Are you Cinderella?" <- Substitute for "if the shoe fits, wear it" Usually said to whiners who did the right thing.

    "Two minutes!" <- I'm leaving for the day.

    "PhD" <- Public (add expletive here) High School Diploma Ex. "I got a %#%# PhD."

    Acronyms are a large part of military life, but that's another post.