Midnight

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Jul 29, 2005.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    A man was driving home late one night and was feeling very h*rny. As he passed a pumpkin patch, his mind started to wander. He thought to himself, "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there is no one around here for miles." He pulled over to the side of the road picked out a nice juicy-looking pumpkin, cut the appropriate size hole in it, and began to do the pumpkin.

    After a while, he is really into it, so he doesn't notice the police car pull up. The cop walks over and says, "Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are having sex with a pumpkin?"

    The man looks at the cop in complete horror, thinks fast and says, " A pumpkin? Is it midnight already?"
     
  2. ChaZ

    ChaZ Millennium Member

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    Very funny. If my memory serves me correct, did that actually happen? I remember reading about a guy getting busted by cop while humping watermelon or pumpkin?

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  3. Road Dog

    Road Dog Senior Member Millennium Member

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    If I am not mistaken Snopes says it is an urban legend.