Mick and Sean fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money. All together they had a staggering 50 cents between them. Mick said 'Hang on I have got an idea' - he went to the next butchers shop and came out with one large sausage. Sean: 'Are you crazy? Now we haven't got any money left at all' Mick: 'Don't worry - just follow me' - and went into the next pub where he immediately ordered two pints and two large Jack Daniel's Sean: 'Now you have lost it - do you know how much trouble we will be in - we haven't got any money!!' Mick: 'Don't' worry - I have got a plan - Cheers' So they had their drinks. Mick said 'OK, I will now stick the sausage through my zip - you will go on your knees and put it in your mouth. Said and done - the landlord noticed it - went berserk and threw them out. They continued this, pub after pub after pub after pub, getting more and more drunk - all for free. At the 10th pub Sean said ' Mate - I don't think I can continue this any longer - I am pissed and my knees are killing me. Mick: 'How do you think I feel - I lost the sausage in the 3rd pub'