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Michael Jackson

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Feb 23, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and Santa Claus.

    Nothing,their both jolly and they both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.
     
  2. Volphins

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    LOL that was a good one. Not sure if this one has been posted but here ya go.

    Whats the difference between Micheal Jackson and a plastic bag?

    One is made of plastic and is harmful to children. The other one is just a bag
    ;Y
     

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    Q. You know how you can tell when it is bed time at Michael Jackson's house?


    A. When the big hand touches the little hand.
     
  4. GSD17

    GSD17 Thread Killer

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    why was michael jackson late for his arraignment?....... he had to stop by the plastic surgeons to have an innocent look put on his face
     
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    SCmasterblaster G17 carrier since 1989 Millennium Member

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    What do Michael Jackson and Steve Irwin (The Crocodile Hunter) have in common?




    They're both white!
     
  6. ERASER

    ERASER Nyuk,Nyuk,Nyuk!

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    Did ya hear?
    Michael Jackson lost $250,000 in an hour playing Blackjack at a Vegas casino..............he wouldn't "hit" on anything over 13!