Did you insert that text in there? I use IrfanView so I can rotate text and insert watermarks etc etc, but that hat looks like the text is wrapped on the surface or at least it's an effect that I don't think I have. Really nice.
We got one of these for a fellow firefighter who broke both elbows. The junior man had to use the barbecue tongs to aim his wanker when it was time to pee.