"Mexican Lingo" BUDWEISER: Your ruca has a nice looking ass... BUDWEISER face so ugly? BODYWASH: I can't go to tha cantina tonite cuz no BODYWASH my kids. SHOULDER: My tia wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I SHOULDER. COCKATOO: My friend was in the bathroom and I told him to hurry> because I had to go COCKATOO! SODAS: My vieja has beeg tatas and SODAS her sister. JUICY: Hey vato, I will roll the joint, and ju tell me if JUICY the cops!!! JUAREZ: My viejita slapped me and I said JUAREZ your damn problem! TISSUE: Hey vato if you don't know how to do it, let me TISSUE how! HEATER: My lil sister started to choke...Perro my mom told me to HEATER in the back! BRIEF: Hey homes, my lady farted in the car and I couldn't BRIEF! JULY: Ju tol me ju were going to tha store and JULY to me! Julyer!!! MUSHROOM: When my familia gets in the car......There's not MUSHROOM left! CHEESE: I went to dis bar and some vato try to hit up on my vieja. I said ay vato CHEESE with me!! TEXAS: My pinche friend always TEXAS me with dumb jokes. WATER: My vieja gets mad and I don't even know WATER problem is! HERPES: Me & my ruca order some pizza, I got my piece & she got HERPES. HIGHWAY: I turned around in bed, looked at my wife and said HIGHWAY! Put some make-up on cabrona...you scared me!!! HORCHATA: You can keep talking your crap, HORCHATA hell up! FRITO: After arguing with the pinche policia he told me I was FRITO go!