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Men of the cloth

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jun 25, 2007.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    When a Methodist minister falls down the stairs, he picks himself up and says, "That was an experience, how do I learn from it?" When a Catholic priest falls down the stairs, he picks himself up and says, "I must have done something really bad to deserve that." When a Presbyterian minister falls down the stairs, he picks himself up and says, "That was inevitable, I'm glad its over." When the Baptist minister falls down the stairs, he picks himself up and says, "OK, please tell me. Which one of my deacons pushed me?"
     
  2. Navy HMC

    Navy HMC

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    But the Rabbi turns around and fixes the broken step.
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  3. SMSTRICK

    SMSTRICK "WE THE PEOPLE"

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    No !......The Rabbi comes up with a new step design,...markets it and makes a million bucks.