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Men Are Like...

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Nov 6, 2002.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    MEN ARE LIKE. . . Floor Tiles, if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

    MEN ARE LIKE. . . Bank Accounts, without a lot of money, they don't generate a lot of interest.

    MEN ARE LIKE. . . Blenders, you need one, but you're not quite sure why.

    MEN ARE LIKE. . . Chocolate Bars, sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips.

    MEN ARE LIKE. . . Coffee the best ones are rich, warm and can keep you up all night long.

    MEN ARE LIKE. . . Commercials, you can't believe a word they say.

    MEN ARE LIKE. . . Computers, hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

    MEN ARE LIKE. . . Coolers, load them with beer and you can! take them anywhere.

    MEN ARE LIKE. . . Copiers, you need them for reproduction, but that's about it.

    MEN ARE LIKE. . . Curling Irons, they're always hot and they're always in your hair.

    MEN ARE LIKE. . . Cement, after getting laid they take a long time to get hard.

    MEN ARE LIKE . . Government Bonds, they take so long to mature.

    MEN ARE LIKE. .. . Parking Spots, the good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are handicapped or extremely small.

    MEN ARE LIKE. . . Popcorn, they satisfy you, but only for a little while.

    MEN ARE LIKE. .. . Snow Storms, you never know when they are coming, how many inches you'll get or how long they will last.

    MEN ARE LIKE. . . Bank Machines, once they withdraw they lose interest.

    MEN ARE LIKE. . . Bananas, the older they get, the less firm they are.

    MEN ARE LIKE. . . Newborn babies, they're cute at first, but you get tired of cleaning up their crap.