A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he
settled in, he glanced up and saw a very beautiful
woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was
heading straight towards his seat. Lo and behold, she
took the seat right beside his.
Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out,
"Business trip or vacation?"
She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to
the Annual Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago."
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he
had ever seen sitting next to him and she was going to
a meeting for nymphomaniacs!
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked,
"What's your business role at this convention?"
"Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to
debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."
"Really, " he said, "what myths are those?"
"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that
American men are the most well endowed when, in fact,
it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to
possess that trait. Another popular myth is that
French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the
men of Jewish descent.
We have, however, found that the best potential lover
in all categories is the Southern red neck."
Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and
blushed."I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be
discussing this with you. I don't even know your
"Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein. But my
friends call me Bubba."
VERY FUNNY ;f