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Meeting on a plane

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Eddie C., Sep 29, 2002.

  1. Eddie C.

    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

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    A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he
    settled in, he glanced up and saw a very beautiful
    woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was
    heading straight towards his seat. Lo and behold, she
    took the seat right beside his.
    Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out,
    "Business trip or vacation?"

    She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to
    the Annual Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago."

    He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he
    had ever seen sitting next to him and she was going to
    a meeting for nymphomaniacs!

    Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked,
    "What's your business role at this convention?"

    "Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to
    debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."

    "Really, " he said, "what myths are those?"

    "Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that
    American men are the most well endowed when, in fact,
    it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to
    possess that trait. Another popular myth is that
    French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the
    men of Jewish descent.

    We have, however, found that the best potential lover
    in all categories is the Southern red neck."

    Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and
    blushed."I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be
    discussing this with you. I don't even know your
    name."

    "Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein. But my
    friends call me Bubba."
     
  2. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    VERY FUNNY ;f
     

  3. caddyshack

    caddyshack AmbulanceDriver

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    another good one!!

    ;Y


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