Angler" sits in the pub thinking about his next extra marital affair. Deep in though about the subject he absent mindedly starts thinking aloud. "Not worth it" he muttered"never as good as you hoped. Expensive and above all drives the wife berserk." A friend who was sitting close by at the time and over heard Angler's words leaned across and said "come on Angler you knew what to expect when you took up fishing.