After an Alabama tourist had been served in a Las Vegas cocktail lounge he beckoned the waitress back and said Miss, would ya'll give me a piece of ***?" "Lord, that's the most direct proposition l've ever had" gasped the girl. Then she smiled and added "Why not, it's pretty slow in here right now, let's go." When they returned to the lounge a half hour later, the man sat down at the same table and the waitress asked "Will there be anything else?" "Yes," replied the tourist, "Where ah come from in Alabamah, we lack our bourbon n' watah cold, so ah still need ah piece uh *** for mah drink."