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*** me no questions

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Feb 25, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    After an Alabama tourist had been served in a Las Vegas cocktail lounge he
    beckoned the waitress back and said Miss, would ya'll give me a piece of
    ***?"

    "Lord, that's the most direct proposition l've ever had" gasped the girl.

    Then she smiled and added "Why not, it's pretty slow in here right now,
    let's go."

    When they returned to the lounge a half hour later, the man sat down at
    the same table and the waitress asked "Will there be anything else?"

    "Yes," replied the tourist, "Where ah come from in Alabamah, we lack our
    bourbon n' watah cold, so ah still need ah piece uh *** for mah drink."
     
  2. GSD17

    GSD17 Thread Killer

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    lol, you know you hardly ever hear the southern drawl like you see in old movies around here in bama, there are a couple on occasion though