Maryland woman won't share $105M lotto jackpot with McD's co-workers. http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/what_mega_mess_wHA9HVdfxA1VDSqWn58KtJ I got a good laugh out of this. According to the woman: I dont know if I won. Some of the numbers were familiar. I recognized some of [them]. She later said, All right! All right! Ill share, but I cant find the ticket right now. Her coworkers think she's stiffing them by claiming it all for herself. I can't tell if she's remarkably stupid or the world's greatest troll. In related news, I read this morning that a guy in California quit his job at a donut shop after winning $228,000 on Friday. I need to find out his investment strategy for making $228,000 (before taxes) last the rest of your life. I predict about sixteen months of fun and games before he's back at the donut shop. The economic and financial illiteracy in this country amazes me sometimes.