A wealthy eighty year old man was planning to marry his eighteen year old housekeeper. His sister was concerned about this and said to him, "Don't you know that she's only looking for your money?" Without blinking an eye he replied, "Of course I do. But think of the fun I'll be having while she tries to find it." ------------------ A woman I know told me once that her secret fantasy is to have two men at the same time. One cooking and one cleaning.