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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Bannack, May 28, 2003.

  1. Bannack

    Bannack

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    A man takes his wife to the Texas State Fair and they are walking though the livestock exhibits where there is several registered breeding bulls. They come up to the first pen and there’s a sign that says, "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife pokes her husband and says, "He mated 50 times last year,"

    A little further down the row of pins is the sign, "This bull mated 120 times last year." The wife hits her husband and says, "That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him."

    Finally they reach the last pin, which has a bull with a sign that proclaims, "This Bull mated 365 times last year." The wife pokes her husband real hard in the ribs and says, "That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from that one."

    The husband, who by now is quite irritated, looks at her and says... "Why don’t you ask him if it was with the same COW."

    After nine surgeries and six years of therapy, the husband is now able to talk. It is hoped that someday he will walk again. ;c
     
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