Math test

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Dec 19, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    GANG NAME______________

    1. Ramone has an AK-47 with a 30 round clip. He usually misses 6 out of
    every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shooting. How many
    drive-by shootings can Ramone attempt before he has to reload?

    2. Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for
    $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what is the street value of
    the rest of his hold?

    3. Rufus pimps 3 ho's. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks
    per day must each ho turn to support Rufus's $800 per day crack habit?

    4. Jerome wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to
    make 20% profit. How many ounces will he need?

    5. Willie gets $200 for a stolen BMW, $150 for stealing a Corvette, and
    $100 for a 4x4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how many
    more Corvettes must he have to steal to have $900?

    6. Raul got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If his
    common-law wife spends $100 per month, how much money will be left when he gets out? EXTRA CREDIT BONUS: How much more time will he get for killing the ho that spent his money?

    7. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the
    average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with 3
    eight ounce cans of spray paint with 20% paint left over?
    8. Tyrone knocked up 3 girls in the gang. There are 27 girls in his
    gang. What is the exact percentage of girls Tyrone knocked up?

    9. Bernie is a lookout for the gang. Bernie has a Boa Constrictor that
    eats 3 small rats per week at a cost of $5 per rat. If Bernie makes $700 a week as a lookout, how many weeks can he feed the Boa on one week's income?

    10. Billy steals Joe's skateboard. As Billy skates away at 15 mph, Joe
    loads his 357 Magnum. If it takes Joe 20 seconds to load his piece, how
    far away will Billy be when he gets whacked?
  2. Bill Powell

    Bill Powell Cross Member CLM

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    Mar 10, 2002
    dallas, tx
    Damn Bubba, I hope your address is not posted out in front of your house.