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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 31, 2008.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

    Oct 28, 2001
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    Muskogee Ok.
    A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office,
    ready to show it off to his colleagues.
    As he got out, a truck passed too close and tore off the door on the driver's

    The lawyer immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and within minutes
    a policeman pulled up.

    Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started
    screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before,
    was now completely ruined no matter what the body shop did to it.

    When the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting and raving, the officer
    shook his head in disgust and disbelief.

    "I can not believe how materialistic you lawyers are," the cop said. "You are
    so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else."

    "How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.

    The cop replied, "Don''t you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow
    down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."

    "My God!" screamed the lawyer. "My Rolex!"