Matching Shoes

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  1. Mrs Glockrunner

    Mrs Glockrunner

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    John and Nancy were married for 40 years
    and decided they wanted to renew their vows
    and planned a second wedding.

    They were discussing the details with their
    friends. Nancy wasn't going to wear a
    traditional bridal gown and she started
    describing the dress she was planning to
    wear. One of her friends asked what color
    shoes she had to go with the dress.

    Nancy replied, "Silver."

    At that point, her husband chimed in, "Yep,
    silver...to match her hair."

    Shooting a glaring look at John's bald spot,
    Nancy's friend said, "So, John, I guess you
    are going barefoot then."